teacher: why are you late?
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
Checked tumblr just before going to bed and porn4ladies had been posting and now I’m going to bed horny and alone.
I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
three things i’ll say in awkward situations:
that guy in the back is me
when a hot person calls themselves ugly
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help
ʖ haha got ur nose
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No matter how much we fight over the stupidest things, no matter what happens between us or what people think about us, I’m always going to love you..
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