If you don't go with the flow you'll spend your whole life fighting.
I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format
So thank you so much for not raising me
You spent your life on better things
And you would have been an awful dad
Thank you though for those genes you had
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
My boyfriend doesn’t want me to work and wants to take care of me. The maximum time it takes to clean the apartment and is hardly ever longer than an hour. Usually like 30 minutes.
The point is that I’m essentially a stay at home stoner. Thanks bae
Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.
THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
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